Archive for November, 2009

Tuesday: Ugh. I don’t feel so hot. I think I’m getting a cold… sniff sniff, blow.

Wednesday: Yup, definitely sick. Sneeze Sneeze, blow. Ugh.

Thursday: I am totally fuckin sick. Somebody shoot me. Oh look. It’s Thanksgiving and I’m sitting alone with my lean cuisine mac and cheese and tomato soup.  And I can’t even taste anything! Seriously. Shoot me.

Friday: Oh golly gee. I’m still fuckin’ sick. *twiddling my thumbs* Sneeze Sneeze, blow. Blow. Blow. Ugh.

Saturday:  Are you fuckin’ kidding me? C’mon. I just want to taste again. I just want to breathe. Am I really asking too much? Why does God hate me?

Sunday: It’s like god damn Groundhogs day. No really, I’m starting to look like a damn groundhog.

To Be Continued…



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When I learned how to count and connect the dots, I never imagined I would ever get to connect these dots! I think this should be part of sex ed classes. Seriously. Most kids having sex in this country don’t know how to count either… so imagine what these books can do for the youth of America! I’m here to help. Helping America’s youth. That’s me. That’s what I do.


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‘Cause everyone needs a pair of shoes made of bread…well, lookie here!!!

I hope they’re comfortable enough to wear on a hike. See, that way I won’t have to carry a bag of bread crumbs to find my way back. I’ll follow the pieces of my shoe that fall off! My goodness I’m a genius.



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